some funnies to brighten your day....

Cheshirekitty · Post by **Cheshirekitty** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:12 pm

Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia :
Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His wife is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

here is another!!!
http://www.andrewho.com/misc/celebxxx.swf

Cheshirekitty · Post by **Cheshirekitty** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:32 pm

BUD....WEIS.....ER

Zavitz · Post by **Zavitz** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:50 pm

lol, funny. d;

Cheshirekitty · Post by **Cheshirekitty** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:34 pm

some things to contemplate....

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?