Is it true Kitty? (and other bad jokes)

Pompous · Post by **Pompous** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:14 pm

Las Vegas Casinos

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos. Not surprisingly,

some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from so many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done by the chip monks.

Didn't see it coming did ya?!?!

Post by **Urgon** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:55 pm

/wipes tears from eye

rofl

nice one Pompous...

Spehonfyr · Post by **Spehonfyr** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:22 am

I am in the wrong part of the world

Pompous · Post by **Pompous** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:34 pm

A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says "What denomination?"

The blonde says, "Heaven help us. Has it come to this?

"Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."
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A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.

So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home!

I've won a motor home!"

The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?"

But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"

Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize.

The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!"

And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...

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(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)

"W I N A B A G E L"

Cheshirekitty · Post by **Cheshirekitty** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:40 pm

BOB!!!

your nuts with all these blonde jokes!!!

LOL

p.s. the first joke..I'd have believed it if you had said more "Mormon" churches than casinos!!!

Post by **Urgon** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:08 pm

ROFLMAO!!

mycoxafloppin.....

nice....