@farf

WUNBadassTHANE · Post by **WUNBadassTHANE** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 5:11 pm

I hope tax season goes well for you friend, I will be online early tomorrow so you must tell me about the 2006 tax laws.

Plus, I was going to buy you the ps1 ff7+8 w/ tecmo's deception AND the BOF anthology for your birthday coming up...but you already plan on doing it

farf · Post by **farf** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:53 am

i just got here, but since yesterday (sunday) was new year's day, we get a freebie out of monday.

so for one more day, please forgive my langauge, but

FUCK TAXES!

that being said, yeah, i'm down here cleaning the place and what not. doing the essential things, like testing out the new coffee maker...
stocking up on cheezits
upholstering the wax paper cups
painting ashtrays
dusting the air
and finally, the most important thing in the world....

practicing staring at my monitor for 8 frickin hours or better.

and on a side note, yep i ordered the ps1 and ff8 about 3 days ago, so should be in around next week.....

however, there's always ff7

WUNBadassTHANE · Post by **WUNBadassTHANE** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:03 am

When I come in this week, Ill stop by a few pawn shops for you.

You want FF7 and the BoF anthology? or perhaps both. IF i can find tekken 3 I may throw that in for you...I could get you xcom..but that would be a low blow

farf · Post by **farf** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:13 am

hate mutons...

chrysalids can go to hell

WUNBadassTHANE · Post by **WUNBadassTHANE** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:34 am

its ok once you get the fusion ball launcher, the jet packs and the hover tanks

before then it blows. god help you if you dont get all 3 things before august of the first year.

Cheshirekitty · Post by **Cheshirekitty** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:47 am

This year I need someone to do my taxes *cough cough Kenny*

its not so cut and dry....1) I had over 2000 in medical bills i had to pay out

plus interest only Mortgage

and we donated a lot of stuff to the Salvation Army

does that make me a candidate...or should I just go out and get turbotax 2006??

WUNBadassTHANE · Post by **WUNBadassTHANE** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:41 am

Turbotax = turboshaft

You can do alot better by yourself.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:28 am

meh, all you gotta do is have enough expense to break your standard deduction if you plan on itemizing....

i wanna punch people in the throat today

Lilae · Post by **Lilae** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:32 am

I just hate that I'll have to look for all my reciepts and stuff again since I put them in places where I wouldn't forget them then forgot them.

Kitty, it's not that bad. Go to your pharmacy and have them printout a record of all the medications you've bought. That should be all you need. Last year I had to use that for what I spent on insulin, plus "estimate" what I spent on "supplies" to stretch it another $200 or so. /sigh

Yeah, once you own a house you can throw Turbotax right out the window for the confusing piece of crap that it is. I'll pay for a real live person helping me out any day. We got a lot more back last year because of it.

Although I'd rather Kenny be my man <3

farf · Post by **farf** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:33 am

oh summofa...

i hate forgetting to log on

anywho...
it's a bit more complicated than what i typed above, but not by much.....mainly a crapload of percentages and what not...i dun think i have the space to type it out, but www.irs.gov is a place where you can learn most of the rules and what have you and then there's this bad boy
http://www.quickfinder.com/

i will fight someone over that damn book.
i refuse to do a form without one nearby.
it's pretty much the idiots guide to tax preparation.

yup

farf · Post by **farf** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:41 am

meh, afterthought.

our office uses a tps tax preparation program that allows me to be stupid for up to a month, it's just at around january 20th, that i better have my shit together.

but right now, we aren't doing a damn thing because our office isn't set up to e-file as of now and plus we're having technical difficulties with a few passwords, but hey...if worse comes to worse and we can't open by wednesday, it's new pc for kenny to do taxes on..but truthfully, i'd rather just to be able to open up and file crap because as it's going right now,
this tax season is turning into a PITA.

yup

farf · Post by **farf** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:45 am

when we get the tps 05 loaded up on to our machines, i'll check on how many freebies i'm allowed this year.

WUNBadassTHANE · Post by **WUNBadassTHANE** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:53 pm

Dude, this is about as stimulating as reliving the big story.

farf · Post by **farf** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:01 pm

sure is

i recall it not being so bad

specially the happy ending.

farf · Post by **farf** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:03 pm

and on a completely unrelated note,
the saints fired haslett today.

Now's my chance to coach the team!