Confusious Says

Malme · Post by **Malme** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:59 am

man under car with tool in hand not a necessarly a mechanic.

confusious say: man who lies on back while having sex f*ks up

confusious say: man who stand on toilet is high on pot

confusious say: man with hand in pocket feel lollipops all day

confusious say: job and wife very different; after one year the job still suck

confusious say: elephant who see man naked....wonder how he breathe through that thing.

confusious say: man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy

confusious say: man who stuck in pantry...have ass in jam

confusious say: squirrel who run up womans leg....find no nuts

....Mal

Spehonfyr · Post by **Spehonfyr** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:28 am

::waits for the edit police::

Confucious say: Man who speak with open mind, have hole in head.

Cheshirekitty · Post by **Cheshirekitty** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:23 pm

confucious say: BOOBERS!!!

Spehonfyr · Post by **Spehonfyr** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:55 am

Kitty is my porn supplier...

Cheshirekitty · Post by **Cheshirekitty** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:17 pm

I do what I can for the men Overseas...and the women too...if they like that kinda stuff

<evil grin>

Spehonfyr · Post by **Spehonfyr** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:48 pm

I like women who like that stuff!

Cheshirekitty · Post by **Cheshirekitty** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:56 am

thats why you married BJ??

cuz she gets all the Honeys..I heard stories!!!!

*giggle*

Spehonfyr · Post by **Spehonfyr** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:11 am

Tooo true!